I used to be a part of a facebook group of some movie studio in Africa that would send me shit like this on CD-Rs. Crazy stuff. The vast majority is actually incredibly boring, but those couple minutes of bad CG gore is just so charming in that backyard filming way.

Fuck you, you know this was of a Troma caliber where it's so bad it's fucking awesome! This was like that five percent of Troma films that Nuke Em High, Tromeo, Terror Firmer, Kabukiman, and Poultrygeist encompass where they do it right. That other 95% is some rough shit though.

It's a joke.

Even Koreans know that motion control is bullshit.

As long as we can agree that both sites are worthless pathetic circle jerks that do nothing to push either gaming or feminism forward, we're good.

That concept made up the best Sonic. Sonic and Knuckles was originally supposed to be just a part of Sonic 3, but they ran out of money and time and had to split it up into two games, and that gave us the one of a kind lock on cartridge that works with other Sonic games(Seriously, that was some crazy shit.) But if you…

It's a bit of both. I mean the Super Nintendo was bundled with Mario World at launch, and thereafter for the longest time. Altered Beast was the original game bundled with all Sega Genesis consoles, and then after it pretty much always came with one of the three Sonic games. So I'm just surprised you managed to miss…

Yeah the headband into nothingness has bothered the shit out of me for the longest time. How could you possibly be that cheap? Dollar stores have headphones en masse, I think you could have given us that second earpiece Microsoft.

How you managed to get your hands on a Super Nintendo that didn't have Mario World, or a Genesis without an Altered Beast or Sonic is completely beyond me.

Did that ever actually come up?

Yeah, I assumed to a Kotaku poster that decades from now the most important thing about this gen will be the games he played. I hope you finally realize how ridiculous you are for making anything out of it. I don't pretend that games are more important than anything else on a game console, I know it is. The Vita is a…

I didn't deny what I posted. In fact I lovingly referred to it as the hyperbole that it is. Why you're so hung up on that acting like I'm being dishonest is beyond me, but I'd imagine it means you need to keep your comprehension hand stronger than it currently is. You don't focus on the intention of a post, and as…

So you basically reposted exactly what you said already. Nice, a reiterative brick wall. Nothing about what I said equates to me deciding for somebody what they like or prefer or remember. Pointing out what matters at the end of the day to the Kotaku poster doesn't mean I said he couldn't enjoy or remember the other…

The only person jumping to conclusions is you. Read all whopping two of my posts to the OP and his posts and it's pretty clear that this is about what's next gen and that it still boils down to the games for me. Not making some sort of argument about what other people like. He said the XBOX 1 is "far more" next gen…

Yeah, sorry to be blunt, but no shit people care, it's called hyperbole. I'm trying to remind a gamer of why he's buying the game console, and why he isn't going to stop mid-play and say "Thank god for this HDMI in, otherwise these games would suck!" I'm reeling him back in. Way to take a percentage of a post and go…

Are you kidding me? Sony's working that angle now. The PS4 has similar excessive amounts of bullshit that you would consider next gen. Gaikai stream, next gen remote play, gameshare/publishing, entertainment all in one, etc. All meaningless to me. Again, for me, the game consoles are defined by the games and what…

It's far more next gen? Look, this is coming from somebody who is buying an XBOX One and not a PS4, and I fail to see how an HDMI in and waving your hands/dictating to your television is what encompasses the concept of "next generation." But then again I just care about the games(that use buttons), and not the…

This post is just a massive nostalgia trip even though it was only a few years ago. I remember exploiting the crap out of Dustbowl as the demoman for fun. Skywalking, lobbing stickies over the geometry walls away. I forgot that there was an era when the spy could not replenish his cloak with ammo, but that was a…

Man, I'm from the Primeval Warrior beta test era, and "No one plays Hydro" was a joke from day one. That really brought me back. I stopped playing a good 3 years ago, where your post was still totally relevant. I can only imagine how bloated it is now. But those first couple of years were some of the absolute best…

Luckily it is! It's only 19.95 as well, so it's totally worth the download. Now if Nintendo made it so the eShop accounts weren't tied directly to their hardware I think that game amongst many would see more sales.