Man Duke Nukem Forever is so not as bad as people made it out to be. I don't know what the hell people were expecting out of a fuckin Duke Nukem game, but I thought it delivered in that respect. I guess people thought it would be some sort of Half Life epic or something. Basically, people that have never played Duke…

But I'm white and on a video game blog therefor I hate Kanye West.

It's actually better than most Zeldas because it actually attempted something different

See, your problem is that you think having the Kinect and Wii U touchpad front and center are positives. You feel like evolution in gaming is constrained to touching a screen(which funnily enough the PS4 does have touch input) or waving your hands in the air or voice commands(PS eye) or whatever gimmick you want to…

I hope you're ready to drop fifty bucks on two spoonfuls of mystery crap! CAUSE IT'S FANCY NIGHT BROTHER!

Meh, I've had better sushi in NYC than in Tsukiji

And it doesn't even stop at pizza either. Japan is pretty good at throwing international foods through a what if machine and seeing what comes out in the end. Probably something covered in squid ink

Man it's a shame that got scrapped due to the backlash. The reviews from hands on the controller were extremely positive saying it was one of the most comfortable controllers available. And I was shocked as to how small that version of the controller actually was in somebody's hands. It looks like a massive silver…

To be fair, dog is kinda delicious.

/grabs the door and purposefully slams it into Wong's ass on the way out

IT IS TIME TO TAKE OUT THY STEAM WALLET AND DO WHAT IS RIGHT

Lucky for you the Stanley Parable has a good 13+ endings or so, and unless you sat through 3 hours-ish of SP, you did not scratch the surface of all the little triggers and details that come up. Definitely recommended that you buy and play it for yourself given how personal Stanley Parable is. I mean after all...it's…

Oh it's absolutely what you think it is. I personally will admit that I have watched tons of games played on youtube for the sole reason of not having to buy them. Games I want to experience, perhaps something just like Beyond Two Souls, but not enough to pay, I can just watch. I can watch it with commentary if I'm…

I'm sorry, but judging by your post you have no right to judge the way other people approach writing. You're also expecting professional journalism from Kotaku, a video game blog in which people write in blogger voice. Welcome to the point. I hope it didn't stick you in the eye.

Amen!

All of my explanations go down this way

Yeah the U-Force and Power Glove are often cited as the originals, and both are always credited to Nintendo, when neither of those had anything to do with Ninty aside from licensing rights. All development was by Broderbund and Mattel respectively. Same deal with the analog stick which was brought to multiple home…

Well it certainly wouldn't be a modern video game article without some sort of mention of sexism.

So are you an angry PC guy or angry Wii U guy?

Felt tacked on in Mario Galaxy as well. Otherwise flawless platforming experience. Shouldn't have to flick to spin or waggle to collect shards. Meh.