But, but? I thought that.. I mean. Mr. Beady-Eyed says everything is a-ok?

This is Disney's bread and butter? You think they would roll over and let an amateur in for the day?

Your move, Mr. President.

Oh gods partizan is going to love this.

I've heard it said that Obama is a cerebral speaker - that the pauses and "uhs" are him quickly rethinking what he said in order to make his next statement. I'd bet that the linger was him rethinking what he said getting the joke he didn't intend to make, and then moving on.

We were leaving Central Park/Columbus Circle, and when we got on the train the guy was sleeping in the handicapped seats, and there was piss everywhere. So most everyone moves the far end of the train and we go on our merry way. Half way there he wakes up and starts talking about how "she's just a baby" and "you can't…

I hate the "robbing the cradle" shit.

It a shame how much a little make up, and a different dress and hair style can age someone. I generally like I think I look older during my 9-5, but I casual it up pretty much the minute I get home.

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Can.. can we be best friends? I ask Mr. Super Stella every year for a flamethrower and I've yet to be obliged.

Take a gander at what Reagan did to the Air Traffic Controllers in the 80s. It is every Republicans wet dream, and he accomplished it.

Apparently, it was for sale, but there wasn't enough money to move the research to... Manhattan. Muhahaha! Could you imagine? Super secret animal research and Darwin knows what else happening in NYC?

Did you know Plum is for sale? Or it was a while back anyway. You couldn't pay me to live out there.

YES. If you don't want the over-crowded khakiness of Martha's Vineyard, Block Island is a great (and cheaper) substitute. You can rent bikes and ride around town, or mopeds. You should add it to your list! Preferably, spend a night in Montauk after wine tasting, and then take the ferry.

Fire Island is so much more fun than any plain old beaches around here. But the Tom Sawyer ferry you have to take to Shelter Island makes it seem old-timey.

Shelter Island is one of the best kept Long Island "secrets." It's our favorite place in the summer. I want to sit on their patio and eat some Whale's Tale ice cream.

College sucked for me. I love my school, and I'm so happy to have finished from there, and that my sister and my step daughter will be graduating from there as well, but goddamn did my experience blow ass. They've changed a lot in 10 years thankfully.

She's a rich woman. No matter what she will always be handicapped by her gender.

Not appropriate, but I can understand the rage.

People were still in line to vote when he came out to concede.