Bob Fosse witchcraft, to be precise. Paula stole from the best.

Dan Savage is a misogynist, fat-shaming asshole.

If your kid is too young for sleepovers yet, she’s probably fucking tired and dealing with the many adjustments both physically and mentally. Assuming she was the biological birth giver, bodies take really long to adjust to and feel comfortable with post-labor. Changing it up sexually is just another thing to stress…

You seem to ask for advice and then get REALLY defensive, why?

Dude, no one was attacking you. You asked for advice, you were given it, you immediately shut it down as “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MY LIFE!”

1.) Try doing more around the house. Even if you feel like you do 50% or more, just try doing around 99% for a month. Don’t even make any extra effort in the sex area. See if that improves her energy in bed and if it does.....then rethink your idea of what 50% of the housework actually looks like.

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

This cyclist is clearly an asshole and a menace - he’s the kind who doesn’t stop at intersections and rides dangerously around cars and puts the rest of us at risk with his bullshit aggression and entitlement. Can you please ease up on the generalized disparagement though? It contributes to cyclists’ (and…

God cyclists are awful.

And it’s still better than communism. Small miracles.

I think that so many younger people are at the point where our culture of immediacy has effectively stymied our ability to understand that public policy is a long journey towards the ideal.

Half the new US trap laws don’t allow exception in the case of rape so, I’ll take it as progress.

You aren’t sorry at all, you magnificent bastard. Thank you for this gift. I will share it far and wide.

Like the sun, Trump is also a big ball of gas, orange, and you don’t want to stare too long. Only Trump would argue he’s a much bigger star, and that it revolves around him.

Could someone please warn him not to stick his head into a giant cathedral bell while it’s ringing? Or stick his hand into molten lava? Or, I don’t know, take a bath with a toaster?

I am so...so sorry...

Oh sure, mock us with a well groomed and sane Prime Minister.

I didn’t take her remarks as a fuck you, which a lot of people seem to be alleging, but as a “Hey, these aren’t my secrets to keep for you, and I won’t live a less honest life in order to help shoulder your burdens, and bolster your reputation. I’m divesting myself of this weight, because I don’t want to be my…

This is such a good point. I’ve never thought about it before, but I agree with you one hundred percent. If you shield children too much from the pathos of their divorced parents’ relationship, then of course they will conclude that love and family is fragile.

Block him.