Yeah, but if you get successful enough, *somebody* will.

How do you know a restaurant owner is stealing wages?

Everytime I see Amy Shumer all I see is Kid Sister.

Aww. Poor baby girl.

Honey. Dr Bronners soap. Won't dry you out. I put mine in a foaming container - take a method Hand soap bottle and fill till 1/3 soap - 2/3 water for hand soap, and 50/50 for in-shoewe soap.

I wish there was a screening of A Piece of Work at Jez HQ. I feel they just don't get her.

it happened to a lady I worked with. She was very obese, a d generally unhealthy. She didn't get her period due to health / hormonal problems.

#notallbabies

Wow. You are fascinating and my inspiration. Do tell, tell me about this.

No, it doesn't. And it's way better.

Exactly.

OMG, other person out there who isn't nutzoid

She is the worst. I don't know why Jez always supports that trash.

He is the absolute worst on date/acquaintance rape. I've screamed more than once at the TV.

Me two. I don't know why. I think it's cause of all the new writers?

But "Happy Holidays!" Includes New Years. So, that's something for everyone. No religion nessesary.

Was just gonna say that.

You didn't hear her defend OJ and proclaim he's not guilty?

I'm just here for the cookies... They look spectacular

Wow. I finally know the true meaning of 'bitch ass nigga'.