Someone please tell me what Katy Perry impersonates.

kb you got it all wrong. This is HRH Mariah, you on fire.

Double post. Wish kinja would allow deletes!

Oh cbR. One of your best!

Ugh. The Queen Princess of Bubblegum and Lip glosslandia is waaaay too good for that greaseball.

Wow. Would actually not be shocked.

All these 'Barbies' look like anime characters, not actual Mattel Barbie.

I think it's more along the lines that you're attracted to something you need to solve. Like trust issues, etc. Sometime an issue you have keeps popping up until you put a full on stop to it.

Hmm... interesting. He is beautiful.

NOOOOOooooo. :( Was pulling for these two. Ciara is so talented/beautiful/seems sweet (I don't actually know her). To me, these two were what Jay/Bey act like.

BURNERS should loose html GIF links, etc. Everyone else (traceable accounts) should have text plus html. Seems legit to me!

The Stars! It was such an honor!

Give $100-200 as a gift, plus cash for bartender tips, & taxi ride, hotel room if staying the night.

For the last part it's 2 things. Money (babysitters aren't free, plus the cost of the night easily ends up being $300 if it's local - $1,000+ if out of town wedding)

Yes, exactly!

Exactly.

Do we share a news feed?

So, I'm guessing you're like me and actually understand where this btb is coming from? Internally, I made my guest list the same way, after the initial people. However, I'd never post it publically, let alone directly to the guests! But, many of the sentiments I did feel from time to time!

Edit for double post:

Not everyone is that rich, though. Also, if the wedding is far away then it's the travel costs, airplane, hotel, car, etc. Then a strange babysitter on top of it? No thanks!