and some...some go full on slasher movie villain.

DayZ : Middle Earth.

After they finish this they need to do this place next.

I'd like to be Smaug. Then I could fly around burning everything in sight.

I've always thought a game like this would be interesting to play, although the amount of man-hours it would take to make fun would be overwhelming. Have an engine like this that generates a realistic wilderness full of wildlife on a scale such as this (perhaps not Earth-sized, but larger than your average open-world…

So, as a what if scenario: If you could turn this reproduction of middle earth into a game, what would you do? Would you recreate the journey of the Fellowship of the Ring, or Bilbo and Co's journey?

Currently, if you try to visit the undying lands the Admin gets pissed off and crashes the server.

"Fuckzoned" is perfect. Now I just need a euphemistic alternative that's equally short and punchy - I don't live in a place where it's really okay to say "fuck," generally.

I love fuckzoned. Really rolls off the tongue.

I'm with you. It's too long... sexzoned? fuckzoned?

Hmmm... the term doesn't seem like the best to me. But not coming up with anything better.

It would be awesome if they just sewed crush right back. BAM!!

It only predates Candy Crush by a mere sixty years.

Agreed... Dealership should give them a brand new ZL1. What a ridiculous situation. You don't get to total a dream car then offer crap as a replacement.

Dear Dealership,

It was good, but that train whistle lends an unbelievably unnerving creepiness to it. In my books, Thomas has just took the Macho Man's belt.

Not on fucking craigslist.

Things like this baffle me, I'd never hand over money for something without seeing it first. People can't be trusted!

Coming here just to see if it's either Yes or No, I have to say a Not Yet is probably the worst grade Kotaku can give a game.

Maybe I have been wearing glasses so long that I just don't notice, but if the glasses are fitted properly they shouldn't dig in to your ears. They should just rest on them.