statistically I also have a better chance at having sex than you, but you didn’t mention that.

Yeah, and while you’re at it, go walk straight into traffic.

I mean, for all in tents and porpoises, you knew what she didn’t mean to not say. Right? :/

she’s not gonna sleep with you, bro

I’ve spent all but 5 years of my life living in “Tornado alley” and what you said is deadly wrong. When the sirens blare, that means there is an active tornado on the ground near you.  Plus, if one is on the ground there could be more ready to come down. Your ass needs to get to shelter right now! If you’re in a…

Both can be true.

In some states, the sirens go off if wind speed gets above a certain level, even if the storm isn't tornadic. Not that these caveats should change reaction to them. If the sirens are going off it's time to be as low as possible in as sturdy a building as possible. 

No. That’s what’s called a tornado watch.

. . . the dispatcher working for Amazon, following Amazon’s policies, relaying commands to an Amazon driver. Yeah, fucking Amazon is a guilty party here.

The dispatcher is in fact acting as a agent for Amazon, so the story and headline are completely valid.

It can never be said enough...

It’s a convertible, you’d have tons of headroom.

60%!?!? What kool-aid are you drinking?

Except no one’s gonna give a shit about yours.

Beer? I thought the guy was drinking Coors Light?

Practical range

Since I’m really looking forward to the ID-BUZZ, which should share pretty much everything important with this thing while looking way cooler... what’s real world range like when driving like a ‘normie’ versus driving it like a person having a bit of fun?

I heard the big difference is that it doesn’t run on gas

Well, that top photo is mostly a Volvo S60 with maybe a touch of Ford Fusion. I have it as an S60 in the same color 8^(

“Due to inventory shortages we know we’ll be able to rip _someone_ off, so if that someone isn’t you, pound sand.”