Dear FIA,
How about instead of banning everything, you give points for creativity?

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

On a side note: If you're the security guard at Samsung, does that make you Guardian of the Galaxy?

Has there ever been a more unnecessary 'innovation' than the keyless ignition? Fob runs out of battery, you're stranded, Jack. Drop your lady off at the restaurant before you go find parking, forgetting she has the fob in her purse, you get to block traffic for a while. Fob flips out of the cup holder while you're…

Yeah, it's totally not like this article is about the UK or anything......

The Met's recommending owners do the usual stuff – treat their cars like their homes, always lock up, park in well lit areas, and use a steering wheel or shifter lock – but they're adding a new one to the mix: an OBDII lock.

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

I had an '81 244 and I just cannot over state how damn slow this car is. This isn't a a slow car fast, fun kind of slow like you will get from an old econobox. This isn't the stately manors of an old luxobarge slow.

This could be the last car you ever buy. Even if you're in your teens.

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

"some bullshit mouthfart spiel about regularly eating at fine dining with Groupon" They forgot to mention that all their fining dining is at places with Groupon, so I fixed it for them.

Came here to specifically back up the AGloves uselessness in keeping warm. Great responsiveness, but I might as well not wear gloves.

Came here to specifically back up the AGloves uselessness in keeping warm. Great responsiveness, but I might as well…

I'm not sure kids being up late one night is exactly the problem in this story.

Whether you watched football or the Golden Globes yesterday, you were likely exposed to a new McDonald's ad

Those models were hardly critical hits. The Coupe's looks and lack of practicality perplexed many, and the Paceman John Cooper Works received one of the worst reviews we've ever given any car.

We have to stop criminalizing teenage dumbassness. Teens will always be stupid. That's what being a teenager is for.