Godzilla didn't make an appearance though at that time... it was the mothra creature that came up from the ground in the Phillipines and was looking for food (nuclear power) so he ended up at the nuclear power plant where his mom worked. Also the whole thing about "oh no, that creature went to that nuclear power…

"The foregrounded story that keeps getting in the way involves a soldier named Ford (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), who as a kid lost his mother back when Godzilla made his last appearance from the depths."

You know what's interesting about these pedophiles and murderers that rely on these stickers to find their victims? They hang out at the same bar as Tooth Fairies, unicorns, dragons, and whole book clubs of Sasquatches. The bar, of course, is for things that don't fucking exist. Also, they serve Ewok meat.

Pro Tip: Stop putting those ugly ass wheels on cars. Please, please stop.

There's no better way to sound dumb than to try to sound smarter than you are.

Lipitor is a cholesterol lowering drug, for that joke to work you want pecker medicine.

Ever since the MkV Jetta, it's just looked like a VW Corolla.

That was the last Jetta that actually looked like a Jetta. Now they're just another anonymous small car.

If they can bring 90% of that exterior styling to market, I think I've just seen a preview of my next car. The interior is cool too, but clearly has nothing to do with any production vehicle this side of the i3.

Almost as big as a Mk3 Golf? Holy Crap, that's HUUUGGGG....waitasec...a Mk 3? That's actually still really small. How many cars in 2014 AREN'T as big as a compact from 1991?

This just doesn't make me upset. I like small cars, but I' not in a competition to prove that I have the smallEST car...