I liked Xcom 2, but the dlc was my least favorite stuff about it-especially those super alien genetic experiment things -so I don’t know if I’m in for this.

For me, the decision would come down to the Golf R... Or the GTI. That extra $10k gets you more car, and getting a foot outside the FWD world is appealing, but maybe the GTI is enough, when all I’m really looking for is something sporty enough to entertain me during my commute.

I’m only just now working my way though Life is Strange, but I’m finding it really distracting how much of the dialogue sounds like a middle-aged-person’s IDEA of how teenagers talk, rather than how they actually talk.

I once had a dealer refuse to offer anything less than msrp (on a deeply unpopular model) just on the grounds that he “didn’t like being shopped around on.”

There’s a way to do this that would be really great, but I’m not sure I trust Nintendo to not fuck it up.

Also, on an episode of Top Gear USA, he said he’d owned a Porsche 911.

I’ve never taken it out of the house, but I undock about 30-40% of the time. Being able to relinquish tv control, but keep playing has been a real peacekeeper in my house.

Yeah, they sang the same song back when they launched Scion. How’d that work out?

I remember a newspaper column from my youth (I think either Dave Barry or Lewis Grizzard) that said that you should always assume that advertising messages are built around the exact opposite of what the manufacturer thinks/fears. So “not your father’s Oldsmobile” was a result of internal fears that they were building…

My “favorite” of these is the recent one where people stand around the new (if you say so) Equinox and describe it in all these ways that suggest is doesn’t look exactly like every other midsize crossover on the market. Like, seriously, you could pick that thing out of a lineup? By the time the hipster douche declares…

Bel Esprit isn’t new. Came out last year.

Oh, right. Now I remember why I wish Kinja had a downvote mechanism.

I had forgotten this store existed. Fifteen years before “basic”was a thing, THIS is what basic bitches were wearing. Proto basic. Paleo basic. Ur-basic.

Excedrin Migraine is the same ingredients, in the same proportions, as regular Excedrin. No big.

How can it be mano a mano? Wolves don’t have hands.

Privateer 2 wasn’t just a game undeserving of John Hurt. It was a game undeserving of the Privateer name. The first game was a lot of fun. The second... Wasn’t.

Huh. Well, Gildan t-shirts tend to fit me. AA t-shirts never do. So...I have no idea how to feel about this. This could really go either way.

Champing. The phrase is “champing at the bit.” Not chomping.

Oh, come the fuck on, VW. THIS is the hill you wanna die on?

Wait... How can baseball’s overwhelming whiteness “look like America” if white people are “quickly becoming minorities?” Which is it? Are you the supermajority or a marginalized sliver of society?