The best thing I can say about these space heaters is that Amazon’s return policy is fantastic.

The best thing I can say about these space heaters is that Amazon’s return policy is fantastic.

Two things:

So, averaged over the year, darkness makes up half of the day. And less than half of fatal crashes happen in the dark.

Oh, man. ALL the best music videos involve the artist literally acting out the lyrics as they’re sung. I mean, that’s just science.

Am I the only one that reads these headlines as being about the “United States Mutant Ninja Turtles?”

I enjoyed the combat in Far Cry Primal way more than I expected, but the best parts of it involved things leaving your hands, rather than just swinging them and hitting someone.

So, is this chick a store-brand Megan Fox or what?

I swear that’s not what it said before...I double checked! Motherfuckin’ stealth editing motherfucker.

I’m confused about the spice levels on offer. You said there were four, and that your friends chose the “second spiciest,” while you went one above that (which would be the spiciest, right?) But then later, you say there’s another level above what you had. So..is there a fifth, unlisted spice level, like an…

Isn’t this the same rule college ball implemented a few years ago? We should have existing data to look at to tell us what’s likely to happen.

Wait, wait wait...”STAR” of High Fidelity? I mean, I remember her from that movie, so there’s that. But her role was reeeeeeaaaaaal little. I’d probably put her somewhere behind TIm Robbins and Lili Taylor on a cast list ranked by importance of character.

Isn’t a “dinger sock” that thing your college girlfriend found under your bed? “No baby, I was just walking around in paint earlier...”

I haven’t heard much about the ownership group being unhappy with Memphis.

“ The rule is a good benchmark, not an absolution”

Dry dock? So they’re taking away the lube too?!

“That’s concerning to me because a lot of those people can’t get off for six months...”

“...citing an expert from the Association of Payroll Specialists.”

That news station needs to fire their audio guy.

I’m okay with them not selling that here. Looks like an HHR fucked a Saturn Vue.

I thought she divorced Ryan Adams like last year.