Wait, wait, wait. Jeep redesigned the Wrangler? When? Did they how the Porsche 911 team to do it?

That’s... that’s not shade.

I’m quickly becoming Team Nobody on this one.

+1 for the Frank Black reference.

But...dude blocked him. Yes, the run was a failure, but Miller didn’t really play any part in that. So...he’s bragging that after the play was over, he manged to knock Kelce down?

The only colors I see are black, gray, white and blue. Is that right? Jesus, that’s fucking boring. This is the same basic model that I can get in fucking “Tangerine Scream” in another trim, right? Why is it only showing up in VW colors?

As a roadster fan, I can’t help but think of some of the never-made two seater drop-tops of the past few years. Anyone remember the Dodge Demon concept? Kinda looked like a 350X rear end stuck to a Charger nose. Or the BMW Z2? A scaled down Z4, with better proportions (imo) and a windshield raked at a truly CRAZY…

It’s blandly handsome - blandsome, if you will- but its inevitable ubiquity will quickly render it as anonymous as every other Civic.

My initial snark would be “hey, what if the front of a 1 Series looked as awkward as the side?”

I don’t care about the numbers*, but I fully support the wagon** being called a Golf***. No reason to align it with the objectively**** shittier***** sedan.

My headcanon is that the show ended in the hospital, as Mary and Matthew celebrated the birth of George. That was it. That was the end of the show. No more scenes in that episode after that and definitely no more seasons.

Wow, way to take on the latest fashion trend from the early 1990s, Alabama.

I’m trying to think of a single HR manager that I've known who would be good at running a company and I'm coming up blank.

How the fuck is that not an automatic ejection?

Come now, no one deserves the punishment of watching The Blind Side.

Have modern video and audio equipment not made it to Texas yet?

Raw deal, yes, but those records were kinda hot garbage, y’know?

Which exhaust did you get? I keep toying with doing that.

The right needle? I don't get it.

Yeah, I know all of that AND STILL LOVE IT.