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They need a GoFundMe page for Christmas.

Go; Cattle Dogs! I have a new dog who appears to be a Kelpie/Cattle Dog or Cattle Dog/Kelpie cross. Smart as hell, but doesn’t seem to have any herding instinct, which is odd.

Fuck shopping. Today I took an 8 hour roadtrip with my dog to herd some goats and sheep. We had a blast, smell terrible and I’m so grateful for the amazing support I’ve received from his breeder and the dog community in general this year. Here is a pic of him looking dapper at a rest stop after we both peed in the

There are trees outside that God waters for me. Your efficiency game is weak.

Oh, I’m so sorry. I understand wanting your family to be there for you, both for the holiday and as you prepare for your new baby. And especially your mom! She really dropped the ball there. But congratulations on your new baby; I’m sure you’re going to be a really great mom.

My husband observed the other day that we’re basically an oil company that has an army.

I’ve been thinking lately they should change the stars on the american flag to dollar signs. This country pretends to care about family, children in particular. It doesn’t. Money is the one true god. I don’t know why some companies even pretend to care about their employees anymore.

I am so, so sorry. The only thing that I can tell you is that my parents walked up to the brink like four times that I know of, and they stayed together for really bad reasons. In doing so, they lost decades of their lives, and by extension decades of potential happiness. I sincerely hope that, despite the current

You can meet someone in your 70s even.

Having worked in retail in a lot of different places during the holidays, I can unequivocally say that I hate Black Friday. If the store opens at 5 am, do you know what happens? The crazy shoppers come at 5 am, buy their stuff and are gone by 6. Then all the employees just sit around until the regular store hour

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

Selfishly, NO!