He's gross and allegedly cheated on her with their therapist. Charming.

It’s a “reality” show with fairly obviously scripted plots.

Sooo wack.

Now, now. Even when they’re being assholes, goats are kind of great. Unlike the great Cheetoh. (Which, again, is a comparison I don’t like because I do like Cheetohs.)

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

I’m not saying Trump isn’t racist! I’m just saying it’s a sad time in history now that racism is generally considered a bad thing.

Old Man Yells at Chair

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

Or a hamburger on a red velvet bun. Someone, somewhere, has tried doing this. I am sure of it.

I pride myself on being an adventurous eater but this is an abomination, and I will have no part of it.

There are several people I would like to punch in the face. I don’t act on it, but I understand the feeling. But to hurt an animal - that makes zero sense to me.

Well, I was already crying at work for other reasons so, I’m done for the day.