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I read once that there was a year between the I Have a Dream speech and King’s death, and during that year he was working on economic justice. People seem to skip over that part.

I was going with Klansman, but yes.

Ancillary question : how do you sue on behalf of all “white, Jewish, and Christian” members of the population? Like, I fit two of those categories (white, Christian), and would like to be counted out, please and thanks.

Well, everyone knows the only thing Dr. King ever said was that one soundbite about the content of one’s character.

That is the fucking worst, isn’t it?

This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

I keep reading “Klayman” as “Klanman”. I just can’t read it any other way.

This guy’s argument sounds like this encounter I had on a playground as a kid. Other kid hits me in the shoulder. I hit him back in the shoulder. He hits me again, and then proclaims “Now we’re even!”

it’s annoying for two reasons: 1) *eyeroll* just google 2) Not recognizing her face is the whitest shit ever

She was on Martin, don’t play.

I knew Tituss in college (many mutual friends) and he really is as fun and delightful as you think he is. But if you piss him off, he will read you for filth. It’s one of his many talents. I was actually surprised at how mild that review was, tbh.

THIS IS HOW I WOULD USE MY FAME, IF I HAD ANY.

Y’all should check out his recent episode of the Death, Sex & Money podcast. He talks about how his mom says he’s too sassy and outspoken, and she tells him not to “forget the bridges that brought [him] over.” He says, “I am my own bridge!”

The “I’ve decided to live as a werewolf” story arc is one of the most wonderful things to ever happen in any sitcom.

Movers stole blank checks from me out of something they would have had to OPEN AND DIG THROUGH. Dude wrote checks to himself and signed my name (and his handwriting was NOTHING like mine)

And so many great lines!!! So, so many!

Good rule of thumb when using Yelp: Ignore any review, positive or negative, from someone with zero friends and less than 5 reviews. Yeah, there are probably some legit ones you’re going to miss, but by and large those tend to be written by employees of the company (or their competitors, if they’re negative).