Thank you! I actually made this face when I saw Gary referred to as just “her dog”

I love that Gary’s tongue is always hanging out like that. What a derpy guy.

Please refer to Carrie Fisher’s dog with his given name, Gary Fisher. Thank you.

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This woman wins the “I was late for work because.....” game for the rest of time.

Once when my dad was like 8-10 years old in brooklyn a grown man handed him a paper bag. When he opened it-a live sewer rat jumped out.

She responded to someone on twitter and said that her publicist has been reaching out to everyone, with no takers, for months

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

Exactly. She apparently posted about how tragic it would be if legislation robbed her of the ability to protect her family. I see that tragedy and raise you this.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Sooo... You go through the effort to breastfeed, but can’t stay off the coke while you’re doing it? Sometimes breastfeeding *isn’t* the healthiest choice for your baby.

Seriously. If you haven’t learned to keep pumped reserves on hand before doing douchey drugs with the first kid, the second one is going to be completely fucked. Smarten up.

Maybe they should get rid of the bus. It’s not, like, a national monument or anything. I realize that may be difficult with the lack of roads in Alaska. Maybe just dismantle it or something.