>: @SisterMaryMartha is GOLDEN.: Her hair does look nice.

When I was a 10 year old I wanted to be Marlon Perkins or Jacque Costeau, not a Playboy bunny.

@Archetype: No, Martha allowed mismatched flatware once. I thought it looked great.

@marypoppinpills: I thought the same thing, but then I thought about how this old man HAS to know that she's in it for the dough.

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: My money is on smaller boob jobs as their version of scaling back.

@rosasparks: Okay, minisparks is so on the ball and an old soul.

My cat does this with piles of dirty clothes. Then he licks them - I don't know why, but he loves mommy's dirty clothes.

@brendastarlet: Ok, you guys are making me cry now.

Bless her.

I could use a bunny right now.

Awww, that's too bad. While I'm not an 8 year old, I want to see it.

@A WASP and a Gentleman: I wouldn't watch the results come in that night either. I turned off the tv and the laptop. I planned to go out to a movie, but people kept calling me.

@beckalina: Yeah, I'm jealous too.

I'm glad her boyfriend decided to look for her and caught this crappy excuse for a human.

@Dottie Gale: I admit it, if my cats were this funny I might want read their updates.

@InkSlinger: Would it be too mean to do this to my friend when she cat sits for me? To ask her for 30 minute updates?

@Dottie Gale: Oh, you have cats that are awake at night. My cats go to bed when I go to bed - house rule.

I am disturbed by rabbit foot key chains.

My cats are awake when I wake up. They stay that way until I walk out the door. Then those lazy fluffers sleep ALL day.

Is it just me or is he channeling Brando?