That would be ... um, no place.

Sprouts in AZ now accepts Apple Pay \o/

You obviously don't understand how Apple Pay works, at all...

Any system that takes contactless credit cards (VISA PayWave, MasterCard PayPass, or American Express ExpressPay) will work with either Google Wallet, Apple Pay, or Softcard/ISIS. If you see the following logo on the reader, you're good to go (assuming they didn't turn off the function):

At technology companies (full disclosure: I live in Silicon Valley), I strongly recommend a new idea we're trying at my company: An on-boarding concierge. This person helps you with the complex task of getting started as a newbie. Getting equipment (laptop, docking-station, monitor(s), etc.), getting it configured…

Recruiters seem utterly confused at how high on my list a good commute is. No I can't really move because we own our "project" house and we picked this location to be convenient for my wife's job as well as mine.

Spencer's was (is?) amazing. Where else can you buy dildos, black lights, and magic eye posters?

I want New Living Single.

Despite floundering a bit this season, that show has had some good moments acknowledging what life was like for Black people in the US during the American Revolution. Another one I can think of is the voting one (credit):

Oh here it is. Thanks, internet!

That's brilliant! Now if I can be sure to never get laid off, incur some massive medical debt, or have my identity stolen, I'll be golden...

It would be difficult for this comment to be any more smarmy or self-righteous. Must be hard to see all the little people from up on top of that high horse.

You know who your good friends are when in the unemployment situation.

Ours too! And a $350 fee if you yack in their truck.

If you've never shopped for cars as a chick, you would NOT understand. If you have never brought a car in for repairs as a chick, you would NOT understand.

nice! I like that!

Different time zones. Celebrate Reykjavik New Year's before you go to sleep!

Find a country where it is midnight before you want to go to sleep. Then listen to one or their radio stations online. You'll get the New Year's Eve vibe at 8:00 pm or whenever.

You're dramatizing things more than a little bit. ;)

In a recent article about Tipsy Tow, our local paper found it necessary to note that they will not tow you to another bar.