I didn’t have a head table either. I had a round table in the middle of the room that seated the 10 (me, husband, 4 bridesmaids 4 groomsmen) of us, and had the partner table right next to us so there was as little awkwardness as possible.

When I was in high school, our health teacher joked that she had three kids — one with a condom, one on the pill, and the last on an IUD.

Dammit! His Twitter is locked down. Is there a hashtag I can search?

Hey man, there are enough assholes in Phoenix. We don’t want them.

My parents never asked me or pressured me either. I am eternally grateful to them for their perception and tact.

I’m an old, married, but never wanted to have kids. Unlike most it seems, my parents never said anything to me about when the grandkids were going to arrive. Just recently, I asked them why. They said, “We always had that feeling about you, and we didn’t think it would have been right to pressure you into something…

LOL! Believe me, I will! I've sent your article to all my friends with citrus trees.

It's time. I've already made a batch of limoncello. I have late ripening oranges coming in a few weeks. And, grapefruit is insane once it starts ripening. It's tough to keep up.

Or *ahem* other areas.

I worked with a woman who was #2. She was always down and complaining about something. It started impacting me, and I would come home so worn out and depressed. Then, I left to get another position in the company I was at, but kept in touch with her. Every time we’d meet, it was doom and gloom. I got tired of being…

I see North Carolina a lot too. What’s up, North Carolina? I know they’re from another country and all, but a map of the United States with mile/km is a quick internet search.

Or, they send you a req for a job after they say they saw your resume - usually a 6 month contract - across the country.

THIS.

Or, they get so hung up on titles they don’t see you’re dong the same job. Before linked in, you could just change your title so it would check the box, now it’s ridiculous.

“Free food and a game room” – we expect you to work around the clock and will give you the stinkeye if you try to leave at 7.”

What if you purchased a home prior to marriage in a community property state, and you want to refinance. Does it become part of the community property then or does it remain separate?

It sucks to be pale. My parents are Lebanese and Russian. The bus passed me by when melanin was passed out. I'm the freak of the family. I hide when the sun comes out and wear SPF50.

Greyhound fro Cleveland to Rochester to see a college boyfriend over the summer. What a horrible, drawn out, exhausting experience. They were on strike when I went and one of the drivers got lost on a Buffalo freeway. Ugh. Young love.

That sounds much better than what I did, which was doze off in the other room.

When I was interning at a small paper, this cop asked me out. I was 20. He was 34 and married. I was like WTF at the time, now I’m just disgusted.