I am a proud owner of this shirt. It's fabulous.

You all suck. I can't believe 90210, the greatest show ever, is losing.

I'm with you, sister. Inconceivable!

I'm one of the luckier ones that can tolerate about 5 ounces of a milk product (not a glass of milk, mind you) before everything goes to hell. I can also tolerate hard cheeses and some yogurt. But, when it does go to hell, oh damn watch out. And there is milk in EVERYTHING. All processed food has it in there…

Confession time: I have a box of Bertrice Small novels dating back 20 years hidden in my office closet. Mock me if you must, but I was won over by her historical research, and I love her female characters. One day, I was doing research for my History of the Ottoman Empire class in college, and an event was described…

This completely reminds me of this. We miss you Sarah Haskins!

HA! seriously!

OMG THIS. They gross me out. I hate when women grow their toenails out beyond their toes. Accentuating it does them no favors. It's like you're highlighting your bad hygiene.

No, it was in the heat of September/October. However, I did find it easier to just remove all my clothing (underwear and shorts/capris) and go to town. With skirts, I'd remove my underwear. I didn't really know where else to put it without it touching the muck.

What always amazed me was that I saw women in heels all the time. With little thin soles. How in the hell does that work? There was always a thin layer of liquid around, and in the "garage floor grooves" (I don't know what else to call them). The little heel would be destroyed or covered in filth, I would think.

These anecdotes are so vile and disgusting, yet I'm still laughing loudly at all of them. Good thing I'm working from home today.

I laughed out loud at this. I spent a month in China, and getting used to a squat toilet was a nightmare, especially on your period.

Oh man, it was heart-wrenching, wasn't it? I'm typing this with tears streaming down my face. He looked so devastated.

Seriously, that is on my bucket list before I die. To attend a Richard Simmons class at Slimmons.

Seriously. F*cking hell what is going on in my ladybusiness? My period went from being the same cycle since I was about 14 to changing. Every. Month. AND it's every 3 weeks and lasts 5-6 days! ARGH.

People, I'm making loud googling noises at my computer screen. That little guy is a living cartoon character that jumped out of a Disney Movie. It's not real.

Actually, they do prefer American Indian, at least in Arizona. I had a class where we were instructed that was the correct term. But, not to use "tribe" because that describes a family unit, and to use "Nation" instead.

Good for you, Draven. Best of luck to you and your future. I played Tomb Raider a lot myself, but haven't played the last couple of games. Like you, I loved how there was an actual female protagonist. Maybe I'll take a peek at the new game.

That's amazing. I love it, that's hilarious.

Me too! Never did anything for me.