That may be the greatest answer ever. I hope to remember that one if I get asked it.

Oh my goodness! That is such an incredible story. I am trying so hard not to cry at my desk. Have a wonderful holiday for his visit.

The real life embodiment of a "modelizer"

You are correct. People in Phoenix probably wouldn't think of carrying that stuff. I know I wouldn't, as a resident. Now when I lived in Ohio, it was a different story. Cat litter in the trunk for weight and traction, a shovel, blankets, scrapers, etc.

I like to bake, but that is really clever and hilarious. Bakery cookies are just as tasty and appreciated.

No, no bodysnark here. Sorry if it came off that way. I was talking about the hatchet Photoshop job of poor Khloe's feet and how her pants look odd at the bottom now. And, how Kim's just overwhelm her.

The cheese stands alone?

Your comment made me laugh out loud. It totally does look like a VC Andrews cover. #cotd

Or they could take the length off of Kim's pants and give it to Khloe. It would hide her nonexistent ankles.

Oh I'm with you. That whole segment of Paul McCartney's career makes me want to puncture my eardrums. Yikes.

Oh... that is so kind!

I read somewhere that Julia Roberts won't allow a photo to be released without it being retouched.

I got a gift card from Starbucks from someone. I think I may go and get a coffee and pay for the people behind me until it runs out. It's small, but it feels good to give.

I'm right there with you @dirtnap. I have an IRA, but I've already taken too much out of it and paying for it with having to send checks to the IRS every month. I'd take out the rest, but I can't afford the payments. Isn't that something?

Maybe you can specify? I wonder if KMart would actually disclose what is on the list, instead of just the account balance.

I thought of the Vegas show too! That show is a dizzying display of dancing boobies. Which of course makes the Duggar name even more hilarious.

No way! That totally fits this guy I used to work with. He was a fresh out of college guy who transferred from our Dallas office to our Phoenix one, and he had this exact haircut. Only his was more bowl-like. It looked hilarious on a 6'8" 300 pound dude.

I live in Arizona, and I haven't heard anything about. Right about now I'm breathing a huge sigh of relief.

That sounds wretchedly uncomfortable. The thought of a thong combined with spandex just sounds like the worst wedgie situation ever. And, I say this as someone who wears both thongs and Spanx, depending on what I'm wearing. The two should not meet.

But it was aired in the mid 70s right, before most of the target demographic of Glee was born? Yeah, that makes sense.