Wow. Way to be judgey. She was merely making a comparison on the permanency, not that a tattoo is in any way shape or form like parenting.

I'm 41. Still waiting. Don't care. Oh I'm sure I'm looked at with pity and that I'm an evil harpy for depriving Mr. Sugarbeetle of progeny. Didn't want children at 18. Still don't.

Do you have a link to that gallery? I would love to see it.

Can't. Stop. Laughing. That kitty looks quite dapper in his necktie!

This comment is full of win. I love Working Girl so much.

Ambition haiku:

Well some conservative jerk on my FB keeps insisting that Planned Parenthood makes too much money and doesn't need support. Maybe he's reading Kanye's tweets.

Yeah Ashton? I'll bet you a dozen floppy disks you don't even get a tit.

Damn. I want to be a cowgirl karate mermaid queen. That sounds like the coolest job EVER.

Huh. I wrote a letter to my rep - Ben Quayle - and he replied saying how he was "a proud sponsor of the bill." I figured it was futile but I checked. Turns out he WASN'T PRESENT TO VOTE. Hmmm. The plot thickens.

Cotton Club Cherry Strawberry soda for the win!

Wow. I want to give you a hug and commiserate. I had ONE birthday party. In 5th grade. My brother on the other hand, had a birthday party EVERY YEAR because his birthday fell on Memorial Day weekend. It sucked being born in the dead of winter in Cleveland.

Phantom hearted. This is totally awesome. Tubular even.

Dammit! I was planning on getting that haircut. Now that she has it, I'll be just jumping on the bandwagon because I didn't get it fast enough.

I can't stand her music, but I think she's so endearingly goofy. I want to hang out in her kitchen and coo at her babies in my broken French.

It says that "a royal born bride cannot cover her face with a veil."

Gah. I'm right there with you. Right now I'm arguing with this self-righteous moron who was given up for adoption and therefore thinks all women should be forced into unwanted pregnancies to give their children up for adoption too. Now granted, he's 41 so abortion wasn't legal at that time except for extreme…

@Giant Squid trumps all: This comment is the most amazingist comment ever. I always thought people forgot about the greatness that is this quote. Thank you.

@MijaMia: Bust isn't the same magazine it was years ago. I can't really deal with it anymore. I want to like it again, I just can't.

@DentalFlossTycoon: Well it continued until his death, so maybe it was just a 40 year mid-life crisis.