@whitesycamore is forced to run a celtic snake farm: THANK YOU! I can't stand Cadbury's chocolate. It makes my teeth hurt it's so sweet and sugary.

Reminds me of this epic picture.

I can't believe how times have changed. Back when the movies came out, you were a nerd if you didn't like Star Wars. It didn't matter if you were a boy or a girl.

@lezebel-in-chief: That gif is full of win.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): What hollygirl said, however I laughed my ass off at your loose "translation."

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): What hollygirl said, however I laughed my ass off at your loose "translation."

@pollythegreat: I am 40, and I even work for an airline now, and I still think WOW airplanes are COOL.

I apologize in advance for the length.

@cookiecutter: It's on the list. I'll learn some day. Sigh.

@lunchcoma: That doesn't make sense. What did your stub say?

@maharesred: I tip my hat to you. I work at an airline and I don't know how you guys do it.

@Gingerlime: THIS.

@AmosTrue: You don't turn a plane around unless you have a serious reason. It costs thousands of dollars to do so. He was being an obnoxious ass and it's noted and documented.

@wesker1989: It's an FAA regulation and the airline can be fined if it's found that they didn't comply. You don't know if that person in the seat is a Marshall or another such official.

@Uncommon_Whore: FWIW, he wasn't flying first class. That particular plane didn't have a first class cabin. He was just being a douche for douche's sake.

@galaxina: I want to know where you find cute extra long scarves like that one. I can never find one in the stores.

@ashleenotashley: Any post that can bring Michael K into the mix gets my vote.

@youthinkyouknow: I know McCain wasn't running against Quayle (after all, he and Kyl endorsed him) and it was Jon Hulburd running against Quayle. I was talking about two different things. I was unintentionally confusing.

@Schadenfriend: Congressbro. I like that one. Too bad it's in reference to that no-talent carpetbagging assclown.

@youthinkyouknow: Darn it! I knew that! Thanks for correcting me. I fixed it.