People working PR for Suzuki Cars is the worst? That's impossible: There isn't anyone doing it!

As the owner of a teal Sidekick (aka Geo Tracker), I'd agree with all of your comments. Mine's been a great little off-road toy. However, I would also agree with Ralph Waldo—there were some bad colors. Purple, magenta, and teal were indeed among them. My teal Sidekick pushed my color threshold, but I'm OK with it now.…

Worst.

At the 2009 SEMA Show, there were a few dirt-ready ForTwos, including this one with all-terrain tires, what looks like a bit more clearance, and a dune flag.

Nothing will get you unstuck like a WARN winch.

"And he's got three buddies, too, and none of them have any readers, either."

Yes, that's true. If you want AWD and a CVT, you'll have to go elsewhere. Only FWD can be had with a manual.

I drove a Kizashi for a week; even got to drive it on a track at the launch back in 2010. Ones equipped with a manual are quite fun to drive. The overall driving dynamics are quite a bit better than many of its competitors. And while CVTs aren't exactly a ton of fun, the Kizashi's is about as good as it gets in terms…

It says "F You" in a different kind of way. (Then again, it likely has you muttering "F Me" when you drive it.)

Isn't that the truth? Even now in my 30s I wish I had access to these!

I know I'm a bit of a weirdo, but I always wanted a Chevrolet Sprint Turbo, but they are really hard to find.

Not enough rental Hondas or Hyundais.

Eclipse/Talon/Laser turbo.

I'm a Samurai fan, but highlighting its on-road manners probably not such a great feature, regardless of the whole Consumer Reports debacle. How 'bout at least showing it on the dirt or on the trail where it really shines?

Suzuki SX4 AWD. Inexpensive, decent on gas (for an AWD vehicle), AWD with lock mode is great in the snow. Add snow tires and you've got a veritable snowmobile.

And it's awesome.

I actually suggested "vanning" but for some reason Jalopnik changed it to Dekotora. The #2 photo is definitely a vanning enthusiast and not Dekotora (which also should have its own anime show).

Anything having to do with vanning or associated vehicles.

I'd buy it based on that name alone.