In Communist Russia, FLOWER smells YOU.

So, who's interested in my Sideways-world Desmond / Island Desmond slash fic?

So TIME magazine is reporting myths and legends these days? Top notch journalism there, TIME! If only there existed a Pulitzer prize for "infotainment."

I love Stefon!

@CaptainSnarky: What's a "cold open?"

@HelenofPeel: Do you watch 30 Rock? That show elevated him to awesome status for me.

Yay! Glad to see Hortense back for the show.

@ooh get me away from here...: Excellent - thanks for the tips, all!

Good evening, everyone! Do any of you ladies give yourself pedicures at home? If so, what are the basic supplies to have on hand? (I just can't justify spending $30 on indulgences these days...)

@SamIam24: If you liked Dr. Who, you must watch Torchwood. Thank gods for Netflix instant streaming.

@cand86: Maybe you are thinking of Julie Benz as Darla, the evil vampire on Buffy!

I thought this was Orlando Bloom...I am Mayer-ly disappointed.

Oh dear. This brings back memories of a Crap Instant Message From A Dude.

Why do some mountains look like presidents? hehe

This performance is funnier than the skits!

@rainy_day: Definitely agree on the name issue. I don't think it's technically littering if it stays on the object, no?

A group called Knitta Please was doing this in Houston years ago, but I think they were received pretty positively.

@CremeBruDont:

@zu_zu: I just came to the same realization as you. I got really excited and was about to post it on Google Buzz (it's the new place to be) but then realized most of these statements don't apply to me...because they're just as stereotypical as the male version. It's not actually effective in revealing what was wrong…