And the drift is born.

If you spot piracy call. . .

Breaking Warui.

Earl of Lemongrab, I presume?

Thank you, weird, floating response to nothing.

"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet…

Can you give us some real-life examples? A dozen or so?

It would take a complete FF14 style relaunch where they improve the game in every way for me to go back. Even then, I'd need the word of mouth of at least 4 friends, 0 launch day issues, Dead Space 2 to show up on the current Humble Bundle, a 'personalized' (make it say the name of the origin account at least) apology…

This pales in comparison to the never-ending Facebook posts of someone who just had their first kid.

My underwater circles bring all the fish to the yard
And they're like, it's more symmetrical than yours
Damn right, it's more symmetrical than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

I've offered several blood sacrifices in exchange for the Voice of Leo to narrate my life in a snarky manner. So far, nothing.

Leo. Excuse me for this strange question, but has anyone told you that you have the most calm and relaxing voice ever? Watching this video, I felt so...SAFE.

They are called Komayto, which is a translation of "Kometo", which is a short form of "Kometoroido", which means "Metroid Child" in japanese.

WTF does this have to do with the Great Baby Prince of England, Zimmerman, Trayvon, Weiner, or Asiana214? Honestly Giz, sometimes..

It's definitely the same guy as last year who's also famous for the videos that he did based on Psy's "Gangnam Style" and "Gentleman".

This is how all subjects should be taught.

look guys, I found one!

I have a macrophilia fetish, and I live in fear of any people IRL finding out about it. I even hide it from my long term girlfriend and close friends and family.

We've all been there...