I read your entire comment in this guy's voice.

Saw this on a friend's Facebook feed:

I don't know why, but for some reason the fact that they both have their eyes closed makes this SOOOOOOOOOOOO creepy!

You are truly doing God's work.

It's kind of fascinating to me that to so many of these commenters, the only thing that could entitle a person to complain about their job is being forced to do it at gunpoint. Literally, that's it.

Jesus. Awful lot of anti-labor numbnuts in the comments here.

I can't fathom she will ever be of an age where I won't be desperately in love with her.

The video was taken down out of shame. Here's a mirror:

A snow day in fucking college?

I feel like I fulfill a good portion of my religious duties, but last night my friend and I tried to make a list of all of our sexual partners. Mine is well over 30, and I don't think the God that I believe in gives a shit.

I'm not the only one who doesn't like it, right?

"To get rich is glorious." -Deng Xiaoping- the leader who opened up China.

Walmart released a statement apologizing for this misunderstanding. Those were meant as a Christmas bonus to their workers. Annual protein bonus.

Nope. This is my district and we are repped by one of the most progressive members of congress, Jan Schakowski. Unless she announced a retirement I didn't hear about, challenging her is a losing proposition. That's why the GOP candidates are always totally nuts — the establishment won't touch this race.

"She said she believes God controls the weather and has put tornadoes and diseases such as autism and dementia on earth as in response to gay rights and legalized abortions."

It'sa me! Your Supplier

I clicked on this story expecting Juan Pablo to have appeared as a guest and willing participant in this bit. I am dissapoint.

Can he invent a game where we get to throw Megyn Kelly at Anne Coulter?

"Thatta way, old buddy. Fuck Smokey the Bear."