I hate to break it to you, but as there is no evidence whatsoever that Jesus ever existed, he was probably of no race at all.

Did you happen to see the recent "How dare you say Christmas was appropriated from pagan and other winter festivals?" panel issue in the last day or two? I'm constantly surprised at how ignorant these folks are. Like, they have to go out of their way to not learn actual things.

I hate to break it to these folks, but Jesus was a Semite, and probably not "white" in the way that they want to believe.

Cutting the "Scouring of the Shire" pissed me off FAR more.

Jeez fellas, act like you've been there beFuhrer.

Awww yeah!!! TAX write off like a pimp! (and look like a generous person). I'm all for it.

Just say fucking "Smog", assholes.

Ray Hudson is still cleaning the semen off his ceiling.

I didn't know you could charter plains.

who cares whether or not humanity is artificially raising the global temperatures? (even though we fucking are.) reducing greenhouse gases reduces pollution. cleaner manufacturing and energy production reduces pollution. pollution is bad for the earth. we get ALL our food and water from the earth.

"You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! You were to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"

Waiters don't GET minimum wage you dolt.

That is why they survived that long. Language allows for better communication. Communication leads to the realization that everyone else on the planet is a douche.

Yup - just another case of socialism only being good when the rich benefit.

Really looking forward to reading the comments on articles around the internet about this and losing the small amount of faith I have left in humanity

To be fair, it practically pays for itself, seeing as how it was blessed by the Oracle of Delphi to bestow upon its wearer tremendous mercantile powers.

Mistake was staying downtown. City center is midtown, probably 14th and peachtree.