Went out in the first apocalyptic snowstorm in ATL a couple of weeks ago to get some smoke; some Pinwheel cookies would've been good, too; but reputable establishments weren't open.

I've shit on that Valdosta toilet, but it wasn't as hilarious as the Villa Rica (I think) locker room that had six toilets not separated by stalls all on three sides of a square room. Fucking weird design choice.

So fucking good. Stay that way.

[insert joke flying over head gif here]

9 knee surgeries.

Finished Red or Dead recently; absolutely fantastic, though I'm biased b/c of being a rabid LFC fan.

Eto'o, Willian, too.

Jamarcus has to get signed to back him up. Please.

Transfer windows are always the worst.

Thanks for posting the link; pretty cool story.

Also, why would either one of them close their eyes? So young; do they do it with the lights off and shades drawn, too?

This matters, why? He is so fucking contrived.

TTP, Marshawn. Fuck 'em (the sportswriters, etc.).

Is that you w/ the first question, Oracateta?

Hilarious; thanks.

She's pretty f'ing great.

Looks like a batmobile.

*China

Seriously. A family member owns businesses there, and it is the f'ing wild west. Just about anyone can make a fortune w/ the right connections.

I hope the posts on here about the govn't coming after her are poor attempts at irony. Folks are stupid; Chinese is communist in name only.