NFL concussion / CTE / head trauma, if you're asking for serious, and I'm more than a little confused by this entire comment thread and whether anyone is....

Hah. Rec.

Am I missing sarcasm here? There are innumerable other ways to haze the rook w/out being as disgustingly base as possible about it.

I don't have anything else to add, except this might result in too swift an end to them.

It's cool, this stuff happens any given sunday.

Notwithstanding he's lost a lot of his sh-t; he still has the car. Saw him at the bank in it a couple of months ago.

The commercials that air in US w/ the guy doing the silly zha-gu-a.

Nicely done. I hate those f'ing commercials w/ the douche pronunciation.

The same kids that wore those big johnson t-shirts...

Yup. And 20 week one is going nowhere, I bet. F-ck texas.

Didn't mean to imply you would. Just had to do immediate search so could forward that story on. So awesome.

This is the correct answer.

F'ing sucks - will miss the chance to hate both of them; fantastic sports villains.

Apparently that sh- t is true? http://www.prostamerika.com/2011/07/22/whi…

He's looking at the ball - hence missing the bag, perhaps.