The commercials that air in US w/ the guy doing the silly zha-gu-a.

Nicely done. I hate those f'ing commercials w/ the douche pronunciation.

The same kids that wore those big johnson t-shirts...

Yup. And 20 week one is going nowhere, I bet. F-ck texas.

Didn't mean to imply you would. Just had to do immediate search so could forward that story on. So awesome.

This is the correct answer.

F'ing sucks - will miss the chance to hate both of them; fantastic sports villains.

Apparently that sh- t is true? http://www.prostamerika.com/2011/07/22/whi…

He's looking at the ball - hence missing the bag, perhaps.