Those asshole awards are such a sham. They always go to the most conventional, crowd-pleasing asshole instead of deep, critically-acclaimed assholes.

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

Iso plays like this at the end of a game normally drive me up a fucking wall (yes, I see the screen, Lowry doesn't use it). But if you can pull off a move like that, you get to do whatever the shit you want.

Let me guess, some of your best friends are Asian? Or are we going to go with I can't be racist, I'm a woman?

Lance Stephenson: [walks past, bumps Evan Turner]

ESPN has responded with a SportsScience piece, two 30-for-30 films about the incident, and a debate between Skip Bayless and a straw-man about whether shouting "Horn" or using an actual buzzer would make Tim Tebow a better baller than LeBron.

Does she take on fat clients? I'd bet this "bullying" never even occurred to her until it happened to her. So my sympathy is, well, limited

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actually its from 1936 with color added

I don't recommend it. My mother and I worked there (myself as a volunteer) for 10 years. The museum was great up until about 2009, when they fired all the innovative thinkers, hiked prices up 3x what they were before, and charged ridiculous amounts of money for the "4d historical experience" film or whatever they…

You can still jump into the stands, creating a security risk for both players and fans and absolutely, no-question-about-it, show up your opponent by leaving the field of play to celebrate, right? We're still good with that?

"And my ass!"

12 YEARS A SITH. Sorry, just saving everyone else the trouble.