tomato face?  that you?

Make sure someone sends them an instructional video on how to play Spades.  You know they going to sit down.

nah i believe she absolutely uses that on the regular. Every debate she was always clearing her throat. Probably got that GERD loading up her food with red pepper flakes and Tabasco

What makes the lie definitely stand out is the idea that hes going to donate part of the check for his performance.  Hasn’t it been reported at length that the SB Halftime performance is not a paying gig?  I remember reading something on here (or another gawker media site) that the last few performers had to cover…

movies that came out in 2018
A Star is Born
Roma
BlackKlansman
MI Fallout
A Quiet Place
Hereditary
Annihilation
Crazy Rich Asians
Sorry To bother You
Bohemian Rhapsody
If Beale Street Could Talk
Isle of Dogs
Game Night

I culled this list from googling “movies of 2018"  your’s and HamNo’s take is bad.  

You have or had a friend named Chad. He wore a white hat with a college on it.

HotTakes HamNo back at it again.

Here’s a thing thats universally loved and people that love it are stupid. 50 bucks says if they ever do a super hero flick on a woman with a robin hood complex with a name like Captain Socialism HamNo would shoot his hard earned clickbait dollars at the nearest cinema and write 500…

I don’t think Cooper sounded condescending at all. He asked a straightforward question about a very difficult goal of 0 carbon emissions in 12 years.
I agree that AOC will have to sit through some shit interviews because of her views
I just don’t agree that this is one of those times (at least based on the content of…

our continued reading of articles like this and commenting (regardless of the content of the comment) are the exact reason we get these articles.  

I’m absolutely sure sober life is better for them...they had a problem.  More specifically they had a problem with drinking

To live in Georgia and not know how to make a roux. Her parents must be heartbroken

white-collar tech worker in NYC...and you damn right

TIL my whiteness is part to blame for my love of puns.  I always assumed it was just because im corny as hell

Shit i thought all the D5 hashtags we’re about a new Mighty Ducks movie. For those wondering about D4 Fulton Reed used the money from his Jr Goodwill Games endorsements from D2 to get into a prestigious law school after D3 and found his real parents the Nelsons in Hell’s Kitchen.

Unsecured loads are dangerous. Just ask my five kids

If he was white would I have alerted the authorities? Probably. A woman? Possibly. If he was black? Absolutely not. Strangely, in the end, it wasn’t as much race that drove my decision as the fact that I’m a college professor, he looked like a student, and I didn’t want to potentially ruin his life over a petty…

You’re generally considered an asshole aren’t you?

It has been my personal experience that Jewish persons (mostly orthodox) I’ve discussed this with would never label me an anti-Semite for my views on Israeli policy but they’ve expressed that if they heard the same thing from someone they didn’t know they might be inclined to believe they’re an anti-Semite

Yeah they could have just said its “fake news” and avoided all of the double speak.  We all know what fake news is code for

If i make a salad with Romaine at home I remove the stem and get SOOOO MUCH SHIT for it. You know who taught me to do that? Emeril Muthafuckin’ Legasse.  Romaine is easily the second worst lettuce next to iceberg