waiting for the im not racist my father came here from Italy 50 years ago...

I love my starbucks and the people that work there.  That said I tip them knowing full well they’re going to butcher my name unless i spell it for them.  And its 4 letters yall...

if you need 7 min to explain why something is funny...consider for at least 3 min why it might not be funny

yeah im pretty sure i heard the phrase “cross your legs” after the phrase “put your legs out straight”

sad day when mbcock is the villain here

I have no issue in calling out fellow dems for not being as progressive as other candidates vying for the same job. But this is just as bad as the administration using the term “elites” as a means of insult.

Did Dartmouth reject you or something?

When did “Ima tell your mama” go out of style?

Was bitten by horse they keep out back. Staff said his name is Draymond Green....wont be returning.

17 seconds in it looks like the left chair is showing some sheen. You may be right about the glass back. Very strange

Ok i haven’t read the whole thread but I feel like the author for Dumb and Angry missed a key chance to exploit the basement-dweller for being well...a basement dweller.

Like he shows up in a fedora saying m’lady??? When the jokes started coming I would have roasted his ass. Here’s an easy start if the author is…

It’s because he has it on good authority that Lebron is going to the Lakers

We did a thanksgiving egg roll last thanksgiving that was a huge hit at a potluck. We took leftover mash potato, turkey, stuffing and did half with cranberry sauce and the other half with a blueberry brie. The blueberry brie won the crowd. Turkey gravy for dipping.

National White Wine Day?

True but in an active shooter situation cops would still wait for backup. Shit Stephon Clark was on heli cam, and had multiple officers waiting to approach him while he was bleeding out because they thought he had a gun. The cop might have documented bias’ but its still a tough case to find fault in his action.

I like to do the quarter turn towards the TP. Easy access to both the TP and the toilet for the drop. Plus it usually gives a little extra room for the squat to get good and init.

Apparently they asked the guy to sit down and when he leaned against the wall and didn’t sit down thats when they went in. I don’t agree with the cops decision in any way just wanted to give you the cops reason for the bullshit charge.

He was incarcerated in his mid 30's. Im not saying the guy didn’t turn his life around but im speculating that they’re adding more time in an effort to do damage control here. Either they’re not prison tats or he received them about a decade ago...

i had every intention of roasting you over some contrived list of unspoken rules. I realize now I misjudged you

Your argument is presented on the basis that prohibition is bad. That’s why you chose alcohol. I can play the same game about weed vs alcohol or heroin vs alcohol or cocaine vs alcohol. Are you in favor of licensed access to all recreational drugs?

He’s right but he’s using “whataboutism” as a means to present his point against “gun bans” and the reality is no one with any clout in federal government is serious about a gun ban. Even the comment he’s under is a tongue and cheek comment about gun ownership and the person isn’t suggesting any ban. So naturally he…