This seems like the perfect time to share several links to several poorly-researched "articles" suggesting that my way is right and your way is wrong. Also a random reference to an unrelated health problem, because it makes my case look stronger.

Translation of supermandamned: "Do you even lift, bro?"

You've got it backwards: Republicans were pro-civil rights until Nixon. It was Eisenhower who called out the National Guard to integrate the schools.

How much exactly do you think amateur porn stars make? I'm not sure either but it can't be anywhere close to covering 4 years at Duke.

The Dixiecrats were old school Democrats, not Republicans.

#godisgood #soblessed #superfancy #muchcandle #wowdoge

NO, STOP TRYING TO MAKE US USE THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!!! We don't need your fancy number system ghasfjasdlfkjfaksd!!!!! Wait, what are we talking about?

Well, of course Target doesn't want people to know that they hired Not Shady At All Subcontractors Ltd to run their credit card processing operations and got duped.

This line was memorable

Um, Brian Moylan wrote an article on Gawker, cross referenced on Jezebel, calling out the behavior of straight women towards gay men that you're describing a couple of years ago. So, why does this one calling out misogyny among gay men upset you so and why are you leaping to the conclusion that this article is saying…

Yeah, I hear you about Ryan. There's that one second when I register him as attractive before recognizing him, but my ladyparts have a way to shut that whole thing down.

Sounds like a teenage platitude if you ask me.

both. but recently the same fans who helped buy that billboard in seattle said they wanted to buy tickets to the championship game and then not show. their thinking was that the empty seats would lower the noise and thus rendering the "12th man" useless.

You bring up a good point. Samberg is like the bastard younger brother of Sandler!

Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

HamNo neglected to mention the other archetype: Brent. Brent has a small ponytail, light hipster beard and sports Teva toe shoes at all times. Brent workout philosophy consists of: gluten is killing you, The Man is keeping you dependent on running shoes that are ruining your knees, and the reason you can't knock out…

Why is this creepy? If anything you'd think it might generate sympathy. Who do you think most of your customers were? Most of them are lonely guys. Not only does this completely destroy the stereotype of men only wanting sex, your reaction to your customers seems completely heartless and cruel. All they want is…

I tend to flex and point, winking, at the camera way too much. It's a distraction.

Well, I'm glad we're in agreement, then.

Good God that rumor's as frustrating as the fucking brothel law rumor.