My mother was abusive as hell, and I avoid interacting with her whenever possible. Not all mothers and daughters need to hang, Mama Stodden.

I’ve always held the Flaming Lips to a special place in my heart if for nothing else, their guest spot on ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ that allowed Steve Sanders to utter the fucking dorkiest line ever: “I don’t know much about Alternative music, but the Flaming Lips really rock!”

Wayne Conye and Miley Cyrus were made for each other in Insufferable Person’s Hell.

I used to love the Flaming Lips...that was just rubbish though. I wish Wayne would get over his midlife crisis.

Don’t forget about the people who get vaccinated and never produce antibodies.

The best thing about Chris Pratt is Andy Dwyer.

picture of Chris Pratt and a baby is too adorable

I don’t think Snowpiercer was meant to be instructional...

Uhm, doesn’t she have a iPhone that someone can track? Or an iPad?

The ending of Cabin in the Woods sometimes makes a little sense, doesn’t it?

It’s sickening and sad to see Madonna post that picture. The things that man did to her are horrific and it appalls me the way so many people have shrugged it off or forgotten about it. As always, fuck Sean Penn.

Looks like no one invited Rhonda to this party. Awkward.

Flu shot instead of the first dose, it sounds like.

No Snark here, I believe the finest thing Mariah ever did was her role in Precious. She was unrecognizable and brilliant. She wasn’t playing “Mariah”, she was a real, bonafide actress with immense talent.

Why do I get the feeling that Nick and Megan will be the next relationship served up on the dirt bag chopping block.

he has constant migraines and is light sensitive.. leave him alone poor child is always in so much pain *sniffle*

Very interesting, but did you know... she killed someone with a car!? Am I blowing your minds? Sure the police didn’t find her criminally liable, but that will not stop me from copy pasting this comment in every Jenner story. I’m superior to all you people that don’t bring this up every Jenner story.

A bathing suit? How about something from the Absent Father Collection.

Here is Kim Howe, the woman Caitlyn Jenner killed with her reckless driving just six months ago.