You know, that is pretty much me. Especially the "wanna help... chop the garlic" part.

Who okayed the Jew costume

I shudder at the thought of how bad everyone's stays must've reeked at high summer.

"You call this fame? This isn't fame. What part of this is fame?" she said through tears.

This is not a criminal case; it's a civil one. So there is no "locking that sucker up in jail."

Feldman and Haim both alleged that there were producers and other Hollywood types who preyed on the young. I am sure that is true. Haim said it ruined his life.

Elisabeth Moss, duh. She's already a Scientologist!

Maybe the two babies don't have the same mother...?

I mean, people just straight up walk around DisneyWorld in their swimsuits, and I've never heard complaining about that.

This has never happened to Kirsten Dunst, but she doesn't give off that vibe or court that.

So is Corey Feldman.

I just spit coffee everywhere.

This was obviously written by a bully or two.

He's probably just doing this for a Reaction, and by that I mean some items from Kenneth Cole's 2014 collection.

Man, 2004 was a dark year for music.

I drunk when I was pregnant and my son came out normal. A normal lazy, bum, still sophomore after 5 years, sleep til noon, pizza delivering child.

Is there evidence that she drank it though?! This picture is inconclusive.

Agreed. One glass of red wine at meals is actually considered beneficial by some doctors (it cleans the arteries).

The website Realitytea had daily updates on RHOA :)

I think I just got an awesome idea for a reality show starring Dean McDermott and Eddie Cibrian.