I can't believe this is occurring without James Franco.

DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER!

As the Thetans disappear, they're replaced by smug.

I think these quotations are more reflective of Jaden's Scientology upbringing than anything else.

Exactly. R.Kelly isn't a registered sex offender either. Kinda makes you rethink the system, huh?

I would rather watch my own execution than this nonsense.

We already know who the next Bond is. Nice try, Jezebel.

Hahaha. Ouch @ that jpg.

Nobody is covering how some of the text messages show that Boyd's girlfriend was aware of the coverup and asked about its progress. She should be up on charges too.

it's true.

She's a class act and a complete professional for doing that. And she just kills it on Dexter. I think she channelled a lot of emotion from the divorce into her performance as Deb these last couple of seasons, and it's made her character really raw and even more compelling. I have a lady crush on Jennifer Carpenter,…

Is that what happened? Damn. I was hoping that wasn't true.

Is that what happened? I know there were rumors about him and Julia Stiles.

I'm a GOOP apologist and going down with the ship. Looking at Vespas right now and figuring out how to make trailers for my parties too! I love her.

Seems like a BMI of no more than 16 was required to be invited

Why all the Gwyn hate? She seems kinda cute.

What?! No. No. No. I just...no. Is this real?

Well, never mind then.

"i was watching this show with my granddaughter and was very embarrassed." -I'm similarly embarrassed for you knowing that you're old enough to have grandchildren and still watching the VMAs.

"She has shown what she is acting like a devil flicking that tongue as deamons do"