Lots of children learned about sex tonight if their parents didn't change the channel quickly after Charlie Brown.

Ducky was straight? No! Now, if he was played by Robert Downey Jr., as originally planned, yeah, I could see the Duckie-Andy-Blaine love triangle.

And the other dad is way too calm knowing that his daughter's boyfriend is being interrogated.

I can almost smell Smelly Mellie through the TV.

I hate Fitz and I have done cocaine.

I haven't watched Greys Anatomy in like 7 years, but caught the preview for next week. How many half-siblings does whats her name have? Yikes.

Woah! She looks just like her mother.

Yes!! Great movie.

CaCee Cobb made a pretty sweet life for herself marrying DJ from DuJour!

Sam Lutfi scream "Kitten programming-handler-MKUltra-Illuminati" to me.

I wouldn't be surprised if her new Scientologist BFF, Juliette Lewis, encouraged this mentally ill young woman to stop taking her mood stabilizers.

I thought she was going for a Destiny Child-era Kelly Rowland look.

It's going to take a whole lot of Auditing and Purification Rundowns to get the Mooney Fish off her.

Illuminati symbolism.

Eiffel Tower

Was the President's daughter doing an Eiffel Tower?

I loved that Jackass skit where they kidnapped him.

Handler for when the kitten programming goes haywire.