You know you're getting old when the thought of "hookup culture" gives you the sads.

Never trust a person with no food in the fridge.

Coming soon to your sister-in-law's BabiesRUs registry.

Heathus Christ, this should have been posted.

Have you seen Octavia Spencer's cover of Radiohead's 'No Surprises' from the shitty movie 'Paradise'? It's divine and the highlight of the film.

How has he not aged in 15 years?

AIDS.

Big was so very "Red Pill", now that I've come to think about it. Aidan was Beta. Are these RP guys on Reddit right about life?

Stop trying to make bae happen.

She states "clear" twice, so I feel it was an intentional Scientology reference.

Is she referring to the Scientology "clear" though?

The only acceptable #jadapose.

All of Paris' knowledge of Einstein comes from this documentary.

Why is Paris Hilton (still) wearing Juicy Couture? Don't they sell that shit at Kohl's now?

Off the market? Yeah, whatever. It's a marriage between a rock star and a model.

I got PTSD just watching that.

Courtney Love, when she's healthy, is actually a pretty good actress. I haven't watched SoA since the very graphic /spoiler/ of /spoiler/, but I'll watch a clip of her performance when it's posted on here.

I always liked Sherri Shepard because her ignorance about science has brought me laughter but she lost a lot of cool points with me this week after I read that she no longer wants the surrogate child she ordered.

I'm 35 and I kind of want to watch this. Maybe because Mad Men and Games of Thrones aren't on and I need something to watch on Sunday nights when I iron my clothes for the week.

O&A has picked up many former Stern fans. Stern does about 6 live a month and only talks about America's Got Talent and North Shore Animal League.