Saw that and figured the artist is a Scientologist.

Me too.

He's going to ejaculate onto an Ewok?

It was so nice of Adam Sandler to dress up.

Safe to assume that Christina Applegate is banned from Seth's show.

Hopefully Jimmy Kimmell will be a better husband and father the second time around.

How much is the lease on this rental? Just curious about how many vinyl vaginas she'll have to sell to stay an extra year.

Oh em gee. Is she wearing this top from JCrew?

It's not "secret married" if it shows up at the bottom of a Dirt Bag.

We all know that Black don't crack. Wasn't Stacy Dash like 73 when she filmed Clueless?

Giuliana Depandi... Where did you go?

Emilio doesn't deserve that type of scorn. He's a good guy.

Did Queen Latifah or Missy Elliott come out yet?

I wish little North had a change to get to know her grandma Dr. Donda West. She was an incredible woman. With her influence North could have became a Senator. Under Kris Jenner the best we can hope for is host of Dancing with the Stars.

Alec Baldwin on SVU? I haven't watched the show in 10 years (because seriously, how many times can you watch women be raped and murdered?) but I'd tune in for him.

The one where he sings with her is the best. Reminds you that this was originally a happy a song.

Doctors are now reluctant to prescribe opiates, so many are turning to heroin.

Just tell me what kind of S-Type Donda West like?

I can't laugh at this —- knowing my luck I'll need them one day. Nice to know they exist.