I say let him keep the kids and force him to be an active parent. Perhaps he'd stop making them if he realized the amount of work that goes into caring for them. Parenthood is more than a Hitler cake.

Me too. I swear she came out years ago.

Maybe she just doesn't like her trachea?

Let's just called it "Borderline High".... all those teens raised in invalidating environments by mentally ill parents.

Never saw that before. I was afraid that girl was going to get gang-raped.

I love Paul Rudd so much that after seeing "The Shape of Things", I've hated Rachel Weisz. Her career is the fail.

I love Black Alias.

Remember back when the Sopranos aired and HBO would release the pre-season cast photo. People would find spoilers for the season or the theme of the season within the photo. To me, it looks like the flighty one with the British accent is going to slit her wrists. There also appears to be a schism within the group…

No examples?

I thought it was more like Mannequin 2, because China is a rip-off of Hollywood Montrose.

I'm thinking of poor Mimi Beardsley now.

Tripped in a puddle? Yeah, okay. More like he owed his crack dealer money and was punched in the face.
See you all in the July 24, 2043 P.M. Edition of Dirt Bag when the truth will be disclosed.

I rarely see movies in the theatre —- but I'd go for a 'Loki' movie.

With resources at Tom Cruise's disposal, there is no excuse for not wanting to see his child — other than not wanting to see his child.

I'm my version of this fantasy, the bus I'd meet Chris on: The Bang Bus!

I was disappointed that we didn't see Kerry as Beyonce.

When I first came across 'Suri's Burn Book' (linked from here, I believe), I thought it was cute. Then I noticed that there is a lot of Violet Affleck hazing. The editors of that site love to pull apart that little girl. I stopped visiting. Is the site run by paps who are upset with Jen Garner and her work towards…