How could you do this to a kid, Star Magazine?

I wonder what the DG National Chapter has to say about this...

Americans really seem to love their lesbian-hosted afternoon talk shows. Ellen, Rosie, Queen Latifah, Sally Jesse and Oprah.

Zoo bee zoo be zooooo!

Hmmm.... he doesn't want to be in advertising anymore though.

The only acceptable Mad Men spin-off will include Joan and Pete (and who else?) running off to the West Coast to start the L.A. office.

Welcome to Beyoglu, bitch.

You better commute, bitch.

Simply, there is no god.

'Don't Trust the B' was pure genius. It will be appreciated in a few years.

I'm just going to go ahead and say it: I never liked Jim and Pam.

She stole Miley's hair. Just kidding.

4-minute workout? Works for me.

It's a sin that I had to wait 24-hours for this.

UPDATE: Reddit agrees, "Madonna AMA is full of PR accounts asking canned questions." All her replies are to accounts that are only hours old.

Just when I forget about how much I adore(d) her... BOOM! Back in the game.

Frances Bean is so stunning. What is she up to these days?

She's a $cientlogist, right? Married to an Elfman....and that's a Clam Clan. Hmmm... maybe this is a case for Ms. Leah Remini.

Holy shit! She does look like Heather Morris in that picture. I smell a mother/daughter series for FOX.

Could have been worse: