Frances Bean is so stunning. What is she up to these days?

She's a $cientlogist, right? Married to an Elfman....and that's a Clam Clan. Hmmm... maybe this is a case for Ms. Leah Remini.

Holy shit! She does look like Heather Morris in that picture. I smell a mother/daughter series for FOX.

Could have been worse:

But seriously, what needs to be discussed here is what ever happened to Bridget Fonda?

Laughing all the way to the bank. You go, honey!

This is a Ben Affleck flick, right? So that's who he'll be cheating with this winter? Poor Jennie Garner.

I wonder if she was victimized by Dan Schneider too...

I need to learn how to read too because I thought it was about female firefighters too.

Through the family's connections she scored some really great interviews, but without any true experience in our field, she didn't make it past that stage. She did just marry a doctor (that she met through the family), so she isn't starving.

My friend, L., did this. Got to see the world while watching 2 wealthy children. Eventually she was let go, like Nannies are, and now she can't find any work at all.

Hmmm... Hasslebeck has some balls yawning in Kathy Griffin's face.

I can't stand her, but she made it to exactly where she wanted to be — so I give her props for that. I'm still Team Rosie though.

I thought this would be about those Japanese vending machines that sell odd stuff, like underwear.

SPOILER ALERT, right? I'm sure these are names of characters for whatever project Stephanie Meyer is working on next.

As the Thetans disappear, they're replaced by smug.

Yes, Jaden is a Second-Generation $cientologist. THE WORST KIND.

I was under the impression that the animals were added...

True story.