I always thought I saw penises in that Prison Break tattoo.

What's his origin story?

MTO is fairly established and has "broken" several stories, including Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy. Why is Jezebel throwing shade at "one of the most highly trafficked African-American-centric gossip sites in the world" (NY Times)? Hell, I learned about MTO from Jezebel.

Oprah without the magic looks very different from the Oprah plastered on magazines.

Celebrity smokers pic post!

The Co$ will probably start to release tons of Remini gossip, like she did coke with Halle Berry on the set of 'Living Dolls'.

He should do a rap duet with his daughter.

Fuck, I'm getting old. I'm not going to watch them goof on a 19-year-old woman who was kidnapped and sexually abused.

Jareth, The Goblin King, is not impressed.

I don't get people spending thousands and thousands of dollars they don't have on a big party.

Stallone/Willis beef goes back to bad Planet Hollywood investments....

I'm rooting for you Lindsay. If Drew Barrymore can pull her shit together, you can too, girl!

Can you paint with all the colors in the wind....

He is the best thing about Revenge.

Can JVDB play this part? I think he can....

When P&R comes to an end, I'd really like for them to give her a spin-off series.

Go get that head shaved because Andrew Dice Clay's work in "Blue Jasmine" is one of the best performances this year. Check it out before you judge. He's going to get the same reception that Travolta received during Pulp Fiction's award season.

Girl he was dating since they were 12? Does that ever work?