I wish they'd boycott Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan coverage.

The camo ribbon trim on the veil is pretty neat.

She's the butt of many jokes, but Mama June has made some solid, protective financial decision on the behalf of her children. Wear your camo dress, girl! You look gorgeous and happy.

She's probably the worst type of spectator: she's has the best seats in the house — seats that some men sweat and work their entire lives and cannot even get 25 rows away..... and she's texting away during the game.

If anyone finds a scene-by-scene breakdown of the trailer, can you send me the link? Thanks!

But what we really want to know is what actually happened to Samantha Mulder. Can you break it down for us, Ms. Anderson?

Can we just leave this young woman alone now?

I love you baby, but face it, she's Madonna.

Hilz says: But what I really really want is to ziggy zig ah!

This gif rules the world.

Could there be a bearding contract?

They're the new Tracy and Hepburn or Hanks and Ryan.

She really needs to see a dermatologist.

Is it just me or does this thing look like a giant penis?

Jezzies, make a note of the uneven hairline. I'll bet that in a year it won't look like that.

Semen jewelry industry?

I hate to admit this, but if this pendant was around 9 years ago when I nursed my daughter, I'd probably buy one.

Did Chris give this woman a black eye too?

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm shocked that Farrah is doing porn. She's the only Teen Mom to actually xon

Change is scary.