Her hair is full of secrets.

This gif rules the world.

Could there be a bearding contract?

They're the new Tracy and Hepburn or Hanks and Ryan.

She really needs to see a dermatologist.

Is it just me or does this thing look like a giant penis?

Jezzies, make a note of the uneven hairline. I'll bet that in a year it won't look like that.

Semen jewelry industry?

I hate to admit this, but if this pendant was around 9 years ago when I nursed my daughter, I'd probably buy one.

Did Chris give this woman a black eye too?

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm shocked that Farrah is doing porn. She's the only Teen Mom to actually xon

Change is scary.

No link to the fake Pineapple Express 2 trailer???

Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard seem like a nice evenly-yoked couple. I root for them.

I hope she's like a female version of Ted Danson's "Bored To Death" character.

It's been a while since I took Mandrin, but I think it reads "wanna really

I can't fault her for wanting some hot sex. Frankie Muniz, Seth MacFarlane, and David Cross don't seem like the murdering vagina types.

I know it's anecdotal, but I have a very dear friend who grew up with an extremely abusive police officer father. His father was a true monster and his mother was completely powerless in their small town. Eventually, the father fell in love with an Applebees waitress and found new souls to terrorize, allowing my…

I immediately thought the same thing, especially since I can't remember the character ever talking about Vet school before.

I love Tina Fey, but I doubt she had much resiliency at 21.