Whenever I read quotes from her, I just feel so bad for her. Why live in torture for 20 years? Life is too short.

She's been working a long con for a while in order to start a vampire war. Humans will destroy all the vampires and the Fae will be free.

Yeah, I know all that... but something is up with her blood. It's probably her blood in the Lilith vial too.

Because Beeellll thought of Soooooookie while drinking Salome's blood and looked at her blood on his fingers all strange. Like, Oh hi there, I've tasted this before.

So what's up with this Salome chick? Is she part Fae?

When you're physiologically able to birth another human, then you're a woman.

Yes! You're a woman, not a "girl".

Her husband just converted to Judaism, so it's a big deal to them now.

They've been "friends for years."

Dude, we just cracked it. Natalie Portman is preg, which is why she threw the wedding together on short notice. We should work together and solve cold-case crimes.

It looks like it is a size too big.

Isn't Macaulay Culkin supposed to be in the throws of heroin addiction and barely functioning? How did he get through Natalie Portman's wedding?

Google duggar+prayer+closet.

He'd probably beat her and lock her away in their 'Prayer Closet', which isn't cool at all. Abusive fucks.

I thought Ellen Page was a lesbian.

How is your mother's health?

I wonder if she was the victim of sexual abuse and the scene was a trigger?

I think Michael Jackson's kid is part Corey Feldman.... Check out this vid of Feldman on Howard Stern in 1992...

Sometimes, I feel like I'm the only person in the U.S. (or World?) who doesn't give a shit about the Olympics.

I wouldn't be surprised.