On the morning of 9/11, I guess all the celebrities in NYC that day were worried about additional terrorist attacks. Michael Jackson quickly arranged for a luxury bus to get all his buddies out of NYC and back to California. He told Corey about it and when Corey arrived, they wouldn't let him on it. I think Brando…

Ru has my vote.

I hate to think of all the Star Wars memorabilia collectors that are going to keep that black burger in their freezer — or even sell on Ebay.

I'm a 30yo woman — would I enjoy these books?

Bed bugs like the crumbs.

Is Ron Paul singing back up for Kelly Clarkson tonight?

I hate to admit this, but when I was a rebelious teen in '89-'92, I smoked those Virginia Slims, probably based on the fiesty, empowering "You've come a long way, baby" slogan. And, I'm sure I had those same pants.

I listened to Corey speak candidly about his sexual abuse on Howard Stern, maybe a decade ago. He described being too scared/traumatized as a kid during the sexual abuse that he would just lay there and pretend to sleep - hoping that it would end quickly and his rapist(s) would leave him alone. Poor kid.

Saw the pic before I read the article and said to myself "oh, weee, why did Chris Evans let himself go like that?"

I kind of want that goop cleanse. Talk me out of it. Never done a cleanse before though.

Oh, it's a historical version of those cheesy, sexxxy gift certificates you can buy for a lover from Spencer.

I'm very curious about this whole Nick Cannon kidney failure thing.

That scene where she shits in the sink is writing gold.

I'm sure that Kinsey line had all the viewers Googling what a "3" meant. (I know that I did.)

That line actually made me squeee with cheesy happiness.

I don't know what to say at Leah Messer..... I has the sads now.

I hate living in a world where Kardashian makes millions of dollars while this girl was tortured in a basement.

Because she wants to be a June bride.

I'm imagining the Bachmann origin similar to this.

Is Aretha getting married now to her longtime friend because she is nearing death and wants to ensure that he is taken care of?